So i have been really busy lately. With school and livestock chores.
my daily routine
5:30 wake up do sheep chores.
6:30 check cows
7:30 breakfast
8:30 - 3:00 school
3:15 - 4:15 work in the shop
4:20 check cows
5:30 sheep chore
8:00 supper
9:00 do a little more school
10:oo read the bible
There is a day in the life of me. i am really tierd sozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sunday, February 25, 2007
Thursday, February 8, 2007
Cowboy
A Montanacowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he the n feeds to another NASA Satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored.He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excelspreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.""That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy.He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man st u ffs it into the trunk of his car.Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"You're a Congressman for the U .S. Government", says the cowboy."That is absolutely correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?""No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this is a herd of sheep. Now give me back my dog.
Sunday, February 4, 2007
Great Day
So today I went to talyor mo. for kenton and heidi's wedding. it was bleessed time. i got see a lot friends and meet new people. the wedding was great i liked the scriptures they choose and what the elders covered in them. the dinner was wonder. great fellowship. the drive down and back was great. the morning servce was a powerful reminder at how Christ restore the entenal Paridice. and that i want to be in the enternal paridice with God and Christ. so i will strive for the mark of the finish line and i can't wait to hear the words: well done thou good and faithful servent.
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